amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

1 hour agoalmualimbeatboxwellmuddasick 293,256 notes

jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad
#wait are you my dad

3 hours agofuckedupgaymerheathledgers 54,321 notes

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

3 hours agofuckedupgaymeriraffiruse 187,092 notes

girlwiththerobottattoo:

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

Yuuup

3 hours agoalmualimbeatboxgoatsy 263,635 notes

gyzym:

rob-anybody:

#this is jeff winger #this scene made me cry in the shower #this scene made me cry like no other show has ever made me cry #this scene was jeff stripped of all his artifice and sarcasm and defense mechanisms #this was jeff exposed right down to his core #this is what jeff hides from people #just how much he cares and needs and wants to be loved #and how terrified he is of never getting that love #or of losing it when he does get it #for jeff caring is quantifiable: 17 cards and 1 girl who asked after him #and now it’s 6 people that he will do anything for #and a box full of greendale stuff for when they all finally graduate #jeff fucking winger made me cry and all i got was this lousy heartache 

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FEEL THESE THINGS?? MY EMOTIONS. MY EMOTIONS. 

no but having said that the cry-in-the-shower part of this sequence for me is the part where this isn’t the only example jeff has by a long, long shot, it’s just the one that left a physical scar. this isn’t the time in high school he paid someone to spread the rumor that he’d been in a car accident just to see how people would react. it’s not the time in college he dumped a girl he genuinely loved the first time she said ‘i love you,’ back to him, because he wanted to see if she really meant it, if it would really hurt her to lose him. it’s not every sex, suicide, or drug abuse hotline he’s ever called just to hear someone say it — that he’s desirable, that he’s worthy, that someone believes in him and cares that he make it through. and it’s not all the other times either, the times he tested people to their breaking points. the times he pushed people away because he needed to know they wouldn’t let him and they did, they did let him, and he knew, every time, that they were right to.

no, this isn’t any of those times — jeff could have brought up any of them, but it’s this one he mentions, this one he draws up, because this is the one that left a physical scar. because even now, a grown man with a family he chose, finally saying his piece to the father whose leaving he’s been trying to heal from his whole life, this is jeff winger: the guy who thinks he has to prove it. the guy who says, here is the physical wound on my body that marks the way you cut into me, the way you scarred me, the way you hurt me; i know it wouldn’t mean anything to you otherwise. fucking hell, i love this show. 

9 hours agowerepuppyscottahahahohohehe 11,208 notes

Celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge to raise awareness for ALS.

9 hours agowerepuppyscottrubyredwisp 41,376 notes#barrowman is such a cutie xD

gunpowderandspark:

mandala-lore:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

reblogging for the fact that he challenged two world leaders and a world icon and made them also plant a tree

The new Cold War.

9 hours agowerepuppyscottbeckyybarnes 139,442 notes
9 hours agott-visionpleasestopbeingsad 3,057 notes
I’m not heartless. I just learned how to use my heart less.
- (via faintlyfreckled)
9 hours agoalmualimbeatboxmy-velvetpouch 27,444 notes

carlosofthecosmos:

carlosofthecosmos:

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

I can’t fucking breathe holy moly

I wanna take all my selfies like the one on the right. I wanna channel this energy all the time

9 hours agoobsidian-orderunimpressed2chainz 181,668 notes
Partly cloudy with a chance of global catastophe
- Sheriff Jack Carter - Eureka (S4E13)
9 hours agowerepuppyscottcinematicolour 4 notes

dynastylnoire:

lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

"dick is abundant and low value"

"dick is abundant and low value"

"dick is abundant and low value"

1 day agosunflora-seedskimchibae 39,685 notes

rhetthammersmith:

Dog cloud over Manhattan . August 17, 2014

1 day agosunflora-seedsrhetthammersmith 56,739 notes

geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

1 day agoitsraviolibitchmaxtremist 79,487 notes

buckeyegrrl:

Source [X]

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